I know how unlikely this but just think about it.
If arte magically decided to sign him. We’d have the option to move trout to RF where (hopefully he’d have less risk of injury) or also just put bellienger into right with his cannon.
It would allow us to do some moving around. Ward and Moniak could probably handle a Platoon in left. Or have Taylor take over at 3rd, have and Rendon as the DH. There’s plenty of options if he signed. Plus It’d be really fun to see what they can do with him.