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Anyone else experiencing withdrawal symptoms from lack of Shomer™? Has it been 9.8 PAs since his last Shomer™? I think I’m unwell.


For example, after Michael Harris II “robbed” Ohtani’s 40th Shomer™ I experienced the following:

  • Irrational anger
  • Increased heart rate
  • Shaking
  • Sweating
  • Crying
  • Vomiting

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