I remember back when Trout was 100% gone from the Angels. 0% chance he re-signs. Oh he did re-sign? (Cue Phillies and national media tears) The truth halo faithful is none of us, including John “F’n” Lameman knows what Ohtani is thinking. So, I’m going to continue to enjoy this talented individual for as long as he’s wearing the uni of my favorite team and staying the HELL off bleacher report!