So after the Dodgers win the World Series (sorry to break it to some of you) Arte is going to be mad because his name is going to be in half the articles written about it.

They’re going to talk about how Arte wasted Ohtani’s years in Anaheim, and let him go in free agency with nothing to show for it. They’re gonna talk about how the Angels lost out on Cole and remind everyone that Mark Teixeira didn’t want to be an Angel.

He’s gonna be so mad, he’s gonna do something that he lives to do. Overspend on big bats. He’s going to spend $500m on Soto. He’s gonna spend $250m on Alonso. The Angels are gonna be linked to Bregman, and in every article they’re going to ask about Rendon.

Perry’s gonna beg him for some starting pitching. He tells him to trade whoever was playing first base, that left fielder, and the kid that Soto replaced for some pitching. Then he tells Perry to sign which ever pitcher Boras still has left.

The Angels are gonna have a top of lineup that looks like murderer’s row, and finish 81-81.