- Trout: some milk, yoga lessons, and some Barry Bonds type hand cream
- Rendon: 4O1k conversation “4 trade Or 1 April retirement ceremony. oK?”
- Drury: Just keep the vibes
- Moose: a 1 year contract with the Angels
- Ward/Neto/O’Hoppe/Joyce/Bachman/Canning: Health and/or Reps
- Rengifo: Tell him the season starts in February
- Moniak: Fusion with Schanuel for a sense of the strike zone
- Schanuel: Fusion with Moniak for some power
- Adell/Cabbage/Paris: A chance?
- Detmers: Whomever fixed him last time
- Bullpen: some bubbles so they get their blowing out before coming out to pitch
- Sandoval: IDK, some crystals or some coping mechanism, just get him to stop his meltdowns
- Silseth: a first basemen who doesn’t throw the ball into the back of his head
- Anderson: a blue jersey with a LA hat
- Velazquez: 1 way SNA>JFK nonstop direct
- Coaching/Training Staff: 3 hours to clear their stuff
- Moreno and Top Angels Execs: 3 Billion dollars
- Perry: A SMART Goals worksheet
