Hey so I’m taking my girlfriend to a game in the next week or so, but it has to be when Tyler Anderson is pitching because:

1) she likes to be able to see the ball after the pitcher throws it, but her vision is pretty bad so when any of our other pitchers throw it she can’t see it because it’s too fast!!

2) she likes really high-scoring games and I just don’t trust any of the other starters to deliver on that front.